Heisenberg

When I meet God, I am going to ask him two questions: why relativity? and why turbulence? I really believe he will have an answer for the first. ---W. Heisenberg, on his death bed

Driving

Their are a lot of marginal drivers out there. I bet these two were talking on cell phones.

Chinese Crowd Control

I'm thinking the Chinese may have some problems with crowd control. While the military swat uniform is quite intimidating, its effect is completely underwhelmed by the toy-looking guns and segways. Segway!!?? In general, I don't think you want your riot police looking as though they might fall down at any moment.

In America, we use horses with surly looking Italian-American cops in the saddle . . . with clubs.

People and Dogs

Some people have way too much time on their hands . . . and very tolerant dogs.

People

There are two types of people:

People who do believe there are only two types of people and people who don't.

Politics

I think that we should probably let our children form their own opinions about politics.

McCain
McCan
Can I get some McFries with that?

Intelligence

It is o.k. to think that you are smarter than some other people.

It is not o.k. to think that you are better than those people because you are smarter than them.

It is o.k. to think that you are better (and smarter) than the people on Jerry Springer.

Celebrities and the Paparazzi

If you are famous and constantly being annoyed by the Paparazzi, maybe you should hire a couple of photographers to follow you around and constantly take pictures of you. Then you give the photos away.

I'm assuming that if you constantly give away the same photos that the paparazzi are taking, you can put them out of a job.

You might lose a little bit of privacy (like you have any), but at least you could eliminate the crowd of camera waving idiots.

Think it would work?